Moms Drink Beer

This is my Grandmother, Joyce Smith, drinking a beer.

Why am I showing you this picture? Because Mother's Day is coming up and, like every other business, we want to capitalize on the occasion.

We want you to spend money on our website. Shocking. Here's my pitch.

This is a list of things people will be giving to Moms on May 13, 2018:

  • Flowers
  • Wine
  • Chocolate
  • Pastel coloured Hallmark cards

Your Mom is the best. Without her, you wouldn't be here reading this crappy blog post. She deserves more than that card with the preprinted message. 

Give her a Brewquet. That woman deserves a beer.




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